DISCLAIMER

:Before you can enter this homepage, you must agree to the following:

This site is not "My little Corner of Cyberspace"...

Most of this is bullshit...But it should be entertaining...

This site is an equal opportunity offender...Fuck all of you pricks...

This site is 100% American made...(But the parts came from Japan).

This site really wants to take responsibility for its actions...So sue me.

This site is best viewed with chicks sitting naked on top of the monitor...

This site intends on offending you, angering you and generally ruining your day...

This site is not the best, second best, or even in the top zillion websites in the world...

This site is best viewed at any fucking resolution you can muster up on your machine...

This site isn't graphically intense... So there is no fucking need to let the pages load fully...

If a man in the woods says somthing and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong.

The webmaster of this site is a firm believer in charity, so send your checks and money order now...

This site is not optimized for I.E., Netscrape, AO-HELL, or any other piece of shit browser on the market...

This site really gives a flying fuck what you think about it, so mail me your comments and keep waiting for a reply...

The author of this page can in no way be held responsible if you fall hopelessly in love with Judy Landers, after seeing her pictures.

This site isn't for kids. So if you are looking at this site little Johnny, you got an ASS Whoopin coming to ya when ma or pa catches ya...

This site has been know to cause premature balding, divorce and loss of employment.... Name your Disease, Hardship, or affliction. This site causes them all...

This site fully endorses women's rights...Yea Yea, go vote, join military service, become the CEO of company. After you're done with all of that, get your fat ass back in the kitchen and start fixing some dinner....

This site has been known to make some folks: madder than a dog shitting tacks, as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, hornier than a four peckered billygoat and busier than a cat covering up shit on a marble floor.... You've been warned...

Yeah, I know. "The whole damned site is self-indulgent so why is this special?"

It's special because it's shamelessly self-indulgent.

That is:

Who cares what your bandwidth is?

Who cares what it looks like on your 14", 640 or 800 pixel monitor at 256 colors?

Who cares what you find artistic or impressive?

Who cares how long this page takes to download?

None of it is significant. None of it means anything (unless it does, in which case it's an exception).

SURE, FINE, WHATEVER BUDDY, CUT THE %$#&&% CRAP AND LEAD ME TO THE GOOD STUFF!!!